she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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