Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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