Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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