he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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