I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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