Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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