We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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