There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
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Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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