Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
This baby is an asshole
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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