Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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