I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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