Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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