oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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