i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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