woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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