i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Randomize
