I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
how drunk are you?
Several
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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