everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is my gift to your gina
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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