How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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