I just made out with a guy for $7.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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