I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she looked like the before picture.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
