College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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