I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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