It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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