he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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