At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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