i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My balls are so social today.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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