So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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