a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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