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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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