He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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