After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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