my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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