I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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