apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?