NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.