Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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