But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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