I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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