Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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