it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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