when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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