if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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