Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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