If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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