there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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