did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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