gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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