MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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