How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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