What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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