wat bout pragnant strippers??
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
