No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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