How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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