I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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