Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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