May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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