Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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