Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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