I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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