Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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