did you get engaged???
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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