Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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